It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
