Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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