What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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