omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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