I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
