i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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