We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Will exercising make me less horny?
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