discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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