that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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