How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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