lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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