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say what?
wanna hang out?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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