A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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