In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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