I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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