Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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