: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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