And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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