Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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