Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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