You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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