Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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