David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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