i just google imaged poop.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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