What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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