Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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