Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
His nipple licking is glorious
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