chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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