Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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