at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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