Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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