so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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