I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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