just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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