hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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