How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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