this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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