If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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