Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
