Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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