She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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