I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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