What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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