Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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