So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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