Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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