i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize