why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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