i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it glows. i had to have it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Randomize
