I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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