So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Randomize
