I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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