So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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