i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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