ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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