I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
